Sometimes when we cant get what we want we bend or break the rules to satisfy our need. For example, i want an air craft carrier, government wont sell me one directly, i have to buy one from an anonymous North Korean to get around the policy created by the government. Damn, my aircraft carrier needs repair. The North Korean guy wont return my calls. You want to know who i blame? The government. Had they just allowed me to buy the aircraft carrier from them i wouldn’t be sitting here with an aircraft carrier that i cant get repaired.

Sad Little Monkey